The Husband: Who’s beautiful? Eh? Who is it? Is it you? Is it? Are you beautiful? You like cuddles? Do you? etc.
The Health Visitor: If the little soul wants to be held all the time, hold him. You can’t possibly spoil a baby with affection.
The Sister: I carried mine everywhere. But if you don’t start putting him down soon he’ll get spoiled.
The Mother-in-Law: I’ve never seen such a smug baby. He’s got you wrapped round his finger. Such a spoiled boy.
Great. Thanks.

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